Let’s Talk About Timothée Chalamet’s Haircut

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From Marie Claire” data-reactid=”22″>From Marie Claire

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” data-reactid=”23″>Because being a person in the world is hard and you deserve something nice, this is MarieClaire.com’s semiregular column on everything talented young man Timothée Chalamet did that week. You can catch up on last week’s column here.

Of course, when people aren’t talking about how he’s now a shoo-in for the Oscar for Beautiful Boy (which looks like a tearjerker), they’re talking about his haircut. I dedicated an entire item below to it, so without further ado…

Hére’s what happéned this wéek:

He’s nothing if not great to his fans, as evidenced by the reaction videos and pics that have been coming out of Toronto this week. Look how excited he is to give this girl a hug!

Beat the Meatles into a stone fruit for a scene in Call Me By Your Name (link NSFW unless you work in a place that’s cool with drupe-as-masturbation-aid).” data-reactid=”30″>He allegedly even signed a peach, which is the definition of Being a Good Sport. Recall that he Beat the Meatles into a stone fruit for a scene in Call Me By Your Name (link NSFW unless you work in a place that’s cool with drupe-as-masturbation-aid).

He’s so talented.

More! More!

What a red carpet to be on, I’m tellin’ ya. It almost makes me wish I were a Timothée Chalamet fan, as opposed to merely a hyperspecific cultural anthropologist who was given this platform as a result of what I can only assume was some kind of oversight.

Wow, obsessed with Timothée Chalamet much? (That crash was just the sound of my glass house cracking from the amount of stones being thrown from it.)

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all the way back in June.” data-reactid=”86″>I mean, it’s like these other publications don’t even read MC’s up-to-the-minute-but-in-no-way-comprehensive weekly coverage of Timothée Chalamet news and therefore didn’t know that he got this haircut for The King all the way back in June.

I will say, however, that it’s one thing to see the bowl cut in period attire where it achieves a certain verisimilitude and quite another to see it out on the streets of TIFF in embroidered pants that only he could pull off, god bless.

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And, hell, because Toronto is the best-looking place on earth for a week or so every year, here’s a bonus pic of Ryan Gosling absolutely stanning TimCha in an airport (relatable, honestly):

And that’s all the news with Timothée Chalamet in the headline that’s fit to print! Have a glorious weekend, you superb fruit doves!

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